I have this fear that I will show myself for the fool I am and forget a letter in the alphabet for my titles! Ha! Anyway, I only took two pictures this week, sorry. To make up for it I will share some things Wild Man has said (all with a very serious face) in the last few months. That should brighten your day. Also, a healthy knowledge of hymn lyrics is helpful with some of these. ; )
(Here are some quotables from Wild Man: WM: Jesus is going to come back and kill Dave. Me: (totally confused) You mean Satan? WM: Oh yeah. Satan. WM: I don't have any underwear on!! (In the middle of Aldis) Robert: (Showing WM the Gospel Story Bible picture) What is Moses holding? WM: Probably a cat Robert: No, the ten commandments. Not a cat. WM: (while watching the new Star Wars) That's Darth Vader's best friend. Uh oh. That's bad. WM: (singing)He punched me to victory.... Me: It's "He plunged me to victory!" WM: (singing to Hulk in the van) Rock a baby, cleft for me! WM: (to a random stranger) I have a green froggy at home. I think my head is bigger than yours. WM: (contemplating the lack of stickers on his sticker chart for good behavior) Jesus is so good, he has all the stickers on his sticker chart. WM: (speaking to the dentist about the nitrous) This nose thing snells sno good I want to eat it. (and no, there are no typos, that is what he said) Dentist: We just made your lip sleepy, that's why you can't feel it. WM: Wake it back up.
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MeMaw
5/20/2016 10:15:31 am
Deakin is an endless supply of entertainment.
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Melissa Barrett
5/24/2016 04:19:58 pm
Those sayings were hilarious!!
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